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What we soak in, and what we wear. Salts and foot baths can be collected at either lounge; the tees ship to you.
Bath salts
Lavender on its own, or lavender carried somewhere else. About half a cup to a basin, or as much as you like.
Lavender & Jasmine Bath Salt
Jasmine warms the lavender and carries further. The one for a long soak.
Lavender & Rose Bath Salt
Rose petals soften the edge of the lavender. The one that makes a good gift.

Milk + Flower Foot Bath
Twenty-four dried flowers and fruits with Epsom salt and milk powder. One jar is one soak, emptied straight into the basin. The same one we use on you here.
Relax, you are here
Two cities, two fits, two colorways. The BAO mark sits at the back neck, which is the only place it needs to be. Printed after you order, so nothing sits in a box waiting.
Men’s Heavyweight
Garment dyed · S–4XL · Runs large
Relax, You Are In Santa Monica Tee
Santa Monica, printed small and worn often. For people who live where everyone else vacations.
Relax, You Are In Santa Monica Tee
Santa Monica, printed small and worn often. For people who live where everyone else vacations.
Relax, You’re In Beverly Hills Tee
Relax, you’re in Beverly Hills. Reassurance and a running joke at the same time.
Women’s Relaxed Fit
Combed cotton · S–3XL · True to size
Relax, You Are In Santa Monica Tee
Santa Monica, printed small and worn often. For people who live where everyone else vacations.
Relax, You Are In Santa Monica Tee
Santa Monica, printed small and worn often. For people who live where everyone else vacations.
Relax, You’re In Beverly Hills Tee
Relax, you’re in Beverly Hills. Reassurance and a running joke at the same time.
Every shirt is printed to order in the United States, so allow a few extra days. Making them on demand rather than in bulk means nothing is overproduced.
How it reaches you
Salts and foot baths can be collected at the front desk in Beverly Hills or Santa Monica, or shipped. The tees are printed to order and shipped to you only.
The same things we use
The foot bath and the salts are what is in the basin when you visit, jarred to take home.
Returns
Personal care items are final sale for hygiene reasons. Apparel can be returned unworn within 30 days.
An hour, rather than an object
Gift cards never expire and are good at both lounges. Packages give the seventh session free.



